Do you ever have dreams that are so entirely bizarre, there is like, absolutely NO WAY they could EVER come true in real life? But for some reason, the dreams (despite their outlandishness) contain the tiniest hint at reality, so they actually startle you?
That’s like, my every day.
For example, last night’s dream. There was a gigantic great white shark, a Bob and a rickety old dock that I am POSITIVE was not up to code.
I woke up, reassured myself that it was not real and promptly texted Bob who was already at work.
And yes, I really do call him Robbie. That’s a whole other story.